Because it's the middle of the week and original thought escapes me...
My Life. My Card.
My name... never mind, most people pronounce it incorrectly anyway.
Childhood ambition... to be a detective
Fondest memory... probably never really happened
Soundtrack... "Sweet Home Alabama"
Retreat... Never. I'm a fighter not a runner
Wildest dream... insomniacs don't dream
Proudest moment... well, it wasn't when my 9-year-old stole a car and hopped a plane and led police on a high-speed chase
Biggest challenge... juggling
Alarm clock... I don't own one, but my husband's and at least two of my kids' go through snooze at least three times before they get shut off
Perfect day... would have to involve lunch at Sundance
First job... I was a hoer at the tender age of 12
Indulgence... homemade ice cream
Last purchase... You seriously have got to smell my new lotion
Favorite movie... "So I Married An Axe Murderer"
Inspiration... simple things
My life... is not remotely as interesting as Kate Winslet's, but thanks for reading.
My card... A.) is so well-worn you can no longer read the signature, B.) gets paid off every month, C.) all of the above
So I sort of picked this up where someone else left off, but I tag Geo because she loves memes; b. because I laughed so hard at her weirds; Lyle because they have snow days in Texas; and Sister Pottymouth, in hopes she was just kidding when she said that about maybe going on haitus, too. I mean, we can't all go on haitus now, can we? And anyone else who, like me, has always wanted to play.
My name... never mind, most people pronounce it incorrectly anyway.
Childhood ambition... to be a detective
Fondest memory... probably never really happened
Soundtrack... "Sweet Home Alabama"
Retreat... Never. I'm a fighter not a runner
Wildest dream... insomniacs don't dream
Proudest moment... well, it wasn't when my 9-year-old stole a car and hopped a plane and led police on a high-speed chase
Biggest challenge... juggling
Alarm clock... I don't own one, but my husband's and at least two of my kids' go through snooze at least three times before they get shut off
Perfect day... would have to involve lunch at Sundance
First job... I was a hoer at the tender age of 12
Indulgence... homemade ice cream
Last purchase... You seriously have got to smell my new lotion
Favorite movie... "So I Married An Axe Murderer"
Inspiration... simple things
My life... is not remotely as interesting as Kate Winslet's, but thanks for reading.
My card... A.) is so well-worn you can no longer read the signature, B.) gets paid off every month, C.) all of the above
So I sort of picked this up where someone else left off, but I tag Geo because she loves memes; b. because I laughed so hard at her weirds; Lyle because they have snow days in Texas; and Sister Pottymouth, in hopes she was just kidding when she said that about maybe going on haitus, too. I mean, we can't all go on haitus now, can we? And anyone else who, like me, has always wanted to play.
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What kind of homemade ice cream do you fancy?
Oh wait, you meant farmer hoe, right?
This spring, all of us, Sundance lunch and lift ride. Georgeous!
This is how fine lunch is at Sundance: I have always loathed tartar sauce. EWWWWWWW! But one year Melody took me to Sundance for my birthday. I ordered their heavenly halibut and on a whim I decided to just taste the tartar sauce. It was so good I practically licked the bowl clean. Seriously.
It's actually pretty reasonable for fine dining, too. I went in the middle of winter and the view was breathtaking. So I'm with Sue--let's go!
Sue--funny. But that is what we were called. And we were darn good at what we did. I was even crew boss...
I have a checkered past. What can I say?
ps. tag acknowledged and warming up in the bullpen.
You're just trying to get me to post, aren't you?
Sundance + lift ride sounds divine. Rob and I did the ride under the Harvest Moon last year, and had such a great time.
"What? She smelled like beef vegetable soup."
Yours smells nice, but I still like mine.
b.--I actually was thinking about the fact that with your schedule it might be a challenge. But I did so love your weirds...I can be patient. Just don't lose any sleep over it.
azucar--Yeah, most of my favorite restaurants are places that I only frequent when someone else is picking up the tab. And if only I could breathe in ENERGY. I have a thing for ginger, so I will definitely check out your lotion on my next visit to my favorite store. But I swear they put addictivve substances in this midnight pomegranate. It's delicious!
I'll play, but I need a few days to come up with anything as clever as yours. I love your new picture, by the way. Definitely "wench"-y. ;-)
Your hoer job made me snort out loud. As did your position as crew boss. Being a hoer truily is the oldest profession on earth. After all, Adam had to grow a garden to feed his family, right? And I'm sure "by the sweat of thy brow" must have included weeding.
Which were also requirements for that second job I mentioned above. I almost didn't get hired there because I did not have enough bosom. I'm really going to have to write about that someday. After the other major players are all dead, that is.
I wore some yesterday at work and while no one tried to eat me, several of the girls wanted to go out directly to buy some and several of the guys wanted to buy some for their wives. I'm not kidding.
Not that I've given it any thought or anything. Just curious.
I'm strangely depressed by this line. I guess I should just go off and eat some homemade ice cream to pick my spirits up!
ewl: I'm not from Utah. And I've never worked as a hoer here either. As a child, however, I was exposed to numerous episodes of "Hee Haw."
Anyone but me find Ben & Jerry's cookbook to be a little oxymoronic?