Pave paradise and put up a parking lot. And other nonsense.
After the style of a certain and mediocre local restaurant reviewer, I too want to be queen for a day. We are annoyed: Boo! Hiss! We don't need high rises. We have mountains! But mostly we are amused: The latest findings in important health research are a compelling reason to run right out to Target this very minute and purchase a package of the new green Peeps. But only if you have an arsenal of matches, alcohol and other destructive materials on hand. I sense the makings of a fabulous science fair project. The Valerie Plame story is something I take almost as seriously as the latest Peeps research. The passion is palpable. She is tall and thin, with pink lip gloss and frosted blond hair betraying a hint of dark roots. A diamond ring reminds us of her husband, who, for once, has not accompanied her to a location where there are cameras. Cue the lava already. Or the crickets. Or more palpable passion if you will. This man is freakin' brilliant. Maybe you have to read his book...