insomniac cafe update: don't bother me i'm reading

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PROVO 3:35 a.m.I wake up. I kick around a bit. Then I remember my husband observing 3:30a.m. would be a good time to run to Wal-Mart to pick up the latest and last Harry Potter book. I ignore the temptation to dash right out for about half an hour, then I cant resist.
PROVO 4:30 a.m.Dont bother me, Im reading.
PROVO 5:33 p.m. Done!
The worst part about having finished reading Book 7 already is not being able to say a single word.

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