This old house table – October 3, 2007
I’m
quite sure by now you are all sick and tired of reading about my remodel. But
let me tell you, you’re probably not quite so sick of hearing about it as I am
of doing it! You write what you know and right now this is all I know.
Tonight,
after painstakingly masking off the upstairs with yards and yards of blue tape
(and I’ve only just begun) and just as I was thinking about how nice it would
be to be able to afford to hire out this type of grunt work, I went into to do
one last wipe-down of my soon-to-be refinished dining room table (yes, silly
me. I figured it was already in pieces and with the room empty until Friday now
was as good a time as any). As I was running my hand–the one that’s still
reverberating from too much time holding the power sander–across the smooth
wood I realized that is exactly what I would miss if I paid someone else to do
it.
Sure
the DIY series make it all look sooooo much easier than it is IRL. (And no,
most redo or remodel projects cannot be completed in the standard 22 minutes.)
But nothing can quite capture that sense of satisfaction that comes from having
realized that with no more than the free advice of the friendly wood guy at
your local D&B, some toxic substance sure to cause cancer in the state of
California and just a little bit of elbow grease, you managed to pull a few
muscles you didn’t remember you still had and make something old seem like new
again.
Of
course I might be feeling differently about that when I try to drag my old and
tired bones out of bed in the morning. But I’ll take that chance.
*****
Enough about the pain, let’s talk about carpet
– September 29, 2007
Yesterday–after two weeks of trying–I finally heard
back from the carpet retailer and I now have a date on the calendar for them to
measure my house for new carpet. Wahoo!
It’s not a lot of new carpet. We have
some pretty beat up wood flooring in the upstairs bedrooms, tile in the kitchen
and we are putting wood in the dining room (to be installed Friday–Yay!) And we
are leaving the bright red but practically invincible carpet downstairs alone.
But having new carpet in on the split-entry stairs and in the living room and
hallway will make a big difference in the look and feel of our upstairs as well
as in my desire to vacuum (like there will actually be a point to vacuuming
now).
1. I’ve discovered the absolutely genius and beauty of a product
called Folex.
2. Because I bought my wood flooring during a big promotion I’m
also getting a brand newHoover absolutely free. I’m really more of a commercial
Eureka girl, but
hey, if the price is right… (And just think how nice it will be to have a
vacuum on each floor of the house and have attachments to use on the stairs.)
4. It’s the color of dirt (twelve different kinds of dirt).
5. Three of my four children will have moved out before the
stain warranty expires.
Enough said.
*****
When the room and my mood are
dripping – September 28, 2007
So like all good remodel projects
this one hasn’t been without its setbacks. Aside from it being impossible to
get someone from the flooring retailer (from whom I am resigned to purchase my
carpet because their “bid” came in at about half of the one I got from RC Willey
for the same carpet) to come and measure for the carpet, things had been going
fairly well until yesterday afternoon. When I had a panic attack.
I’m trying to invest a bit more time
and money to do this the right way. Which means I’m sanding everything before I
paint, painting one coat, sanding again, then painting a second coat. But
yesterday while I was sanding a little chunk of paint came off and I more or
less stopped breathing. What if I had just painted Latex over
oil-based paint and the entire room would peel off much like one would peel a
banana?
YIKES!
I was fairly certain this wasn’t the case because a friend of
mine who does faux painting professionally painted my daughter’s room over a
year ago and she had done the alcohol test
and decided the paint was Latex. But this is where I start to drive myself and
others crazy–my not-really OCD omes out in full glory and I start obsessing
over things. What if she had been wrong?
I ransacked the cupboard looking for rubbing alcohol and cotton
balls and frantically ran through the house trying desperately to rub off the
old paint in various rooms. What if…? What am I…? Oh no, how will I ever…?
Assuming the acohol test is even accurate, I’m guessing what I have is Latex
over oil-based in most rooms, but straight-up oil based in the bathrooms.
Which, if I remember correctly, may have been the fashionable thing to do back
in the day.
Having no choice at this point but to bravely forge ahead, I
proceeded with the second coat in the dining room, because the paint needs to
cure for an entire week before the wood flooring is installed next Friday.
Enter panic attack number two. As we pulled the blue masking
tape off the ceiling and from around the windows the paint came off (in parts)
in this neat little skin of Latex paint. ARGH! Of course then my paint paranoia
struck again and I pictured myself standing in a room of freshing painted
peeling paint. Quel disastre!
Oh well, live-n-learn.
sigh.
*****
The Story of the Little Red Hen –
September 25, 2007
The Little Red Hen (known heretoafter
simply as LRH, but not to be confused with Lucky Red Hen whose presence is sorely missed in
these parts) decided she was tired of worn and dirty carpet and ill-painted
walls and she needed to update her look. So she ordered some new flooring and
chose some new paint and jumped into the project with both feet.
“Who will help me put things away?” LRH asked.
“Not I,” said each of her four chickadees all at the same time.
“Then I will,” said the LRH. And so she did.
“Who will help me move the furniture?” asked LRH.
“Not I,” came the unified reply.
And so it went. No one wanted to do the boring stuff so LRH was
left to do it all herself. OK, well a lot of it anyway.
“Who will prep the room(s) because even I don’t want to do
that?” said LRH, but in spite of her bad habits of usually skipping that part
she resigned herself to do this job the right way.
“Now who will help me paint the walls?” whispered LRH a bit
sarcastically.
“I will!” “I will!” “I want to!” “Me! Me! Me!” they all cried.
“Fat chance of that,” said LRH and she savored every minute of
changing the look of her home as if from night to day. Well more like day to night because she chose carpet the color of dirt
and was going with darker paint, too.
(disclaimer: Eventually LRH’s little chicks might
reluctantly give in a help a little, but no where nearly enough to merit the
reward of helping paint. But by then LRH’s hard heart might have softened and
she might let them help anyway. At least a little.)